Thursday, August 30

I really like going to the movies. It's my jam

My local movie theater is celebrating its birthday by offering every ticket to any movie for $5 for members of their awards program. I am such a member. I've got a three-day weekend ahead of me, and $5 movies? Sounds pretty fantastic, doesn't it? Sure, if there were better movies that I want to see in the theater. I think they planned the weekend to celebrate the birthday, with the least possible damage being done.
I've already bought the tickets for our Saturday morning viewing of Crazy Rich Asians.
Other movies in our theater this weekend include A.X.L., of which I know nothing; The Happytime Murders, which JJ and Anthony said wasn't worth the money; Kin, The Little Stranger and Alpha, all of which I don't want to see; Blackkklansman, which looks funny, but is definitely a rental; Christopher Robin, Incredibles 2, The Meg and Mission Impossible: Fallout, all of which we've seen already; and Operation Finale and Death of a Nation, which I don't want to see.
That leaves me with Mile 22, starring Mark Wahlberg, who I don't really enjoy on screen, and Papillon, which I'm intrigued by, but it looks super dark.
There really is nothing else for me to buy $5 tickets for, and it's frustrating the hell out of me. I'm honestly in an existential crisis right now. I'm ready to buy tickets for movies I don't really want to see so I can buy cheap tickets to a movie. I have a sickness.

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