Yep, I said "swell"

July is so lucky, because it's super hot here, and because it's the desert.
So this month, my avatar exhibits exactly what's going on where I am: It's sunny. I'm in the desert. My word is law. (I do strongly disagree with the Egyptian slave thing, though.) I prefer sandals. I should probably use a walking stick to keep myself from tripping and falling. I just killed a cricket.
July haiku:
It gets super hot
and we stay inside all day,
but it's a dry heat.
There's a lot of swell stuff happening this month though, so there's that.