If you get it, you get it; if not, well, sorry

BAP! ~ Okay, the weirdest thing. I can not, for the life of me, decide which book I should read next. I have six or seven books resting on my bookshelf, and I'm deliberating over which I should grace with my eyes and brain. Only one is a book of romance, or "lady porn," and the rest are mysteries. One is the true story of an adventurer who traveled to South America, I think I'm remembering that right, and then disappeared. I'm intrigued by each of them, but can't make a decision. I tried to get Sydney to choose one for me, but she wouldn't have any of it.
SMASH! ~ I think I'm going to start wearing mascara every day. My InStyle magazine may have changed my life this month. I saw a thing about how, sometimes, just a bit of mascara is enough to carry through the day. Also, I saw a delicious pair of wedge heels that I must possess for the summer. Should I wear wedge heels this summer? I think so! Also, the Reebok workout shoes look like they'll be more comfortable than my Skechers (the truth of that is TBD).
THWACK! ~ Does anyone else think that a lot of this health care debate, and the fires its flaming, can be blamed a lot on misinformation? I feel like if the politicians and the media were a bit more informed themselves, they would say intelligent things, and the people wouldn't be so irate, violent, and irrational in their fears. I don't claim to know much involved in this newest legislation, but I do know that the behavior of the citizens and politicians alike have made me long for residence somewhere other than here. I can't imagine that any bit of legislation is strong enough to be the bringer of the country's destruction. People should stop acting like it is.
CRASH! ~ Anyone have a Hawaii quarter? That is the last quarter in the State Series, and it is the only one missing from my collection. I keep hoping that it'll turn up, as the others have all done, but it should have been floating around for a while, and we still don't have one. It's not a obsessive thought in my head daily, but it does float through the brain every time I see a pile of quarters. I need the Hawaii quarter. Without it, how will Sydney be able to sell it for concert money?
BAM! ~ I have abandoned my NCAA basketball bracket. I have Kentucky winning the tournament, which could still happen, but my everyday maintenance of the program has dwindled a ton. I really don't care. No ASU, no interest. No winning teams in my bracket, no interest!
POW! ~ While I don't care at all about Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy (is anyone even watching that show anymore?), I am mildly intrigued, in a train wreck way, by the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock affair stuff going on. I hate to see an actress I like suffering personally, but I'm fascinated by how, once one woman is called out for having an affair with a celebrity, all the other women he may or may not have slept with are all, "Hey! I had sex with him, too! Interview me! I can tell you if he's got a freckle on his penis!" It's both fascinating and disgusting.