"I'm a genie in a bottle, baby ..."

I am absolutely exhausted, feel like I'm fighting a cold, and in disbelief that no frickin' other baseball team can send the Yankees home with their tails between their legs. Can NO ONE beat these beasts in pin stripes? Ack!
However, I am committed to continuing with my avatar Halloween costumes every day until the big day, so tonight I give you the genie (Mom's choice). I actually quite like her, she's a bit sassier than Jeannie. And you won't find me being all, "Master," and all that. And if you want a wish ... you gotta rub me the right way.