Too many topics, so few symbols

So many things to make random comments about:
!: Nestle wants us to throw away our Toll House products because when they are eaten BEFORE being cooked, some people got kinda sick. Now, I know how yummy uncooked cookie dough is, as I take bites of it every time I break and bake, but one simply must know the risks involved in that delicacy, and should take the consequences like a man. That is all.
@: We are beyond bummed that the Arizona State University baseball team lost its double-elimination game tonight against Texas. Thank goodness we didn't call our Longhorn friends and talk any smack.
#: I was just about to comment on how Brian's recent The West Wing obsession on Bravo! has drawn me in, and then I scroll down to find an article on Bradley Whitford (who played Josh) and his wife, Jane Kaczmarek, about their divorcing after 16 years. Weird symmetry.
$: I am incredibly excited to see Public Enemies, starring Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. I think it'll rock.
%: There were some tweets that made news this week, that I knew nothing about, simply because they are people I'm not really interested in following. I mean, Lindsay Lohan had topless photos in her tweets, and Governor Schwarzenegger tweeted about his plane's emergency landing today? Ugh. Tony Hawk tweeted about the White House today, though I will probably follow him now simply because I do think he's kinda cool.
^: One of the best movies ever, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, is on USA HD tonight, and I've gotten completely sucked in. I love it so much! I'm at the part right now where Will Turner demands that Elizabeth goes free, and the awesome Capt. Jack Sparrow tells Barbosa that Turner is a eunuch.
&: I can NOT believe that Donald Trump is at all involved with televised professional wrestling. Can this dude handle a single thing in this world that doesn't have his frickin' head or hair on it? Obviously not. You know, I need to start a little list over there on the left that lists the people that bug me, which is different than the list of Random Pet Peeves. But that suggestion feels so negative.