The Beckhams are coming

As if we don't have enough crazy, celebrity couples in this country already. Here's the news: David and Victoria Beckham are moving to Los Angeles. Apparently, sick of all the paparazzi in England and Europe, the couple have decided to relocate to L.A.'s more subdued and relaxing scene. Actually, Beckham has signed a five-year deal to play soccer, er, football, for the MLS (Major League Soccer?) team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. So now, we've got another huge couple to monopolize every issue of Us Weekly, People, and In Touch, as well as every night's episodes of Extra and Access Hollywood.
Can you see the competitive streaks of some of these other celebrity couples ramping up upon hearing this news? Jennifer Lopez is saying, "Damn it, I'm going to have to make more daring fashion choices." Paris Hilton is considering, "Should I get married so I can have a husband, too?" Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may be getting back together to combat this. Justin Timberlake is thinking, "I need to learn to play better soccer." Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning a worldwide media blitz and reality show to stay on television more than anyone else. Tom Cruise is all, "Holy crap, Katie! We're going to need to have another baby or something!"