Michael Jackson called for jury duty

Um, really? Yep, according to reports, our good friend and alleged pedophile has been tapped for jury duty in his hometown of Santa Barbara (a lovely place, by the way). Odds are he won't make it, since he's still hiding out ... er ... recording in Bahrain (where is that, you may ask. Check it out: http://www.theodora.com/maps/bahrain_map.html). Apparently, through his attorney, we learn that M.J. is permanently living out of the country now.
I think you get out of it with that reason.