Tuesday, March 13

Clank! Clank, clank, clank!

The guys next door have developed the habit of tossing their empty beer bottles onto the parking lot cover off our balconies. In theory, this is no big deal. In actuality, it makes a sh*tload of noise, incites my dog to bark, and generally, just pisses me around.
Brian says I can't go next door and ask them to stop doing it. I think that since I've let them use our plunger, we have a special bond as humans. I think that because of this bond, I should be able to ask them to cease and desist this irritating bottle tossing. I think that the next time they show up at my door with a backed-up toilet, I'll have a condition to their loan.

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