Sydney's favorite jokes, as of today:Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... To get to the other slide!
Knock, knock. ... Who's there? ... Banana. ... Banana who? ... Can we split?
Knock, knock. ... Who's there? ... Who. ... Who who? ... Is there an owl out there?
Knock, knock. ... Who's there? ... Boo. ... Boo who? ... Why are you crying?
Also, because she doesn't understand what a banana split is, and doesn't get the correlation for that joke, she will insert every fruit she knows in the joke, and laugh just as hard. It's funny, so I laugh, too.
No comments:
Post a Comment