Only their accessories know for sure

I know I installed a moratorium on posts about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes several, several months ago, but I've just got to ask: Is he not going to be happy until she looks exactly like him? Is he going for some kind of slight of hand is quicker than the eye magic trick here? A moment where people will see them walking down the street and perhaps mistake him as the taller one? It's just disturbing, really. She looks too much like him. They could be twins. ... Or clones, like in that Michael Keaton movie, Multiplicity, you know? "Steve."