Project Bynes; Chapter: Ears

Okay, I'm going to throw it out there: I think there must be something wrong with Amanda Bynes' ears. Consider it, no matter how her hair is styled, you never see the fronts of her ears. She's always got these large, straight plaits of hair hanging in front of her ears, alongside her face. In the beginning, it was cute that she insisted on having her hair like this. Now though, she's a bit older, and the hair curtains just aren't cutting it anymore. I've always thought she was a pretty girl. I actually really like her eye makeup in a lot of her movies; it sets off her green eyes really well. So this is, in no way, a bash on Bynes.
But then, along came this movie, Sydney White, on HBO a few weeks ago. I watched it ... well, part of it ... in stunned silence. I mean, look at her hair! (There at the bottom left.) And it's like this in every scene of the film! It's at this point when I thought, you know, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her where you can actually see her ears unobstructed by her hanging hair. And then I thought, well, I wonder why that is. I even popped through all her photo pages on IMDB, and seriously, there are no pictures of her with her ears on display. (I'm not stalking. Just doing research and proving a point, you weirdos.) So clearly, there must be something very wrong if she'd go ahead and wear a ponytail like this, and wear it in a movie where people would see, and think that it would be a good move. Ugh.
Please, someone. Help this girl and tell her it's okay to pull back all her hair and let her ears show. This may become a very real quest for me, you know.
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Jeez, I need a job.