The Death Psychic

Amy passed along a funny Web site at work yesterday, The Death Psychic (www.thedeathpsychic.com), and we all had a great time learning about our untimely demises. This is afternoon fun at it's best, my peeps.
So, with no drum roll, here are the predictions:
KG: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
Alison: You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.
Amy: While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy-pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
Pamela: You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.
Craig: While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.