This isn't at all funny, if you're this girl's mom or a fan of the New York Yankees. To the Red Sox Nation out there, it is creepily apropos. Not funny, but funny. Here's the scoop:
BOSTON -- A 13-year-old girl touring Fenway Park on a school trip was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp Thursday.
She wasn’t seriously hurt, but some observers saw an omen for a certain New York Yankees slugger in the attack at the home of the Boston Red Sox. The girl’s name is Alexa Rodriguez.
Vince Jennetta, a teacher who chaperoned her class trip from Memorial Boulevard Middle School in Bristol, Conn., told The Boston Globe that Alexa is “a little shaken, but OK.”
The hawk was perched on a railing in the upper deck behind home plate while the group toured the stadium. The hawk flew at the girl and swooped with its talons extended, scratching her scalp.
As if A-Rod didn't have enough to worry about when he cruises into Fenway. Now he'll know that even the local wildlife is after him! Awesome!