This is me, if I were a Peanuts character, because Internet.
Notice the brown hair pulled back into the pseudo-bun atop my head. Notice also that there are no strands of grey. Not permitted. She has porcelain skin, and should not be out in the sun for too long at any one time. She's wearing a striped shirt and pants. Pants, not jeans, because the jeans looked too blue and ridiculous. Also, she's wearing tennies.
I think she's pretty rock-solid awesome.
I enjoy these little Internet games whenever they pop up. They prove that "the man" can be both entertaining and fun. And that marketing departments can still intrigue and tickle us.