When all else fails, go hang out in Barnes & Noble for a while.
Then, I added three books to the already too tall To-Be-Read Pile.
Also, I discovered that it is indeed the cupcakes that are giving me acid reflux throughout the day and into the night. Eat one, suffer for hours. There is no large supply of cupcakes anymore, but the four that I saved will be tossed out tomorrow.
How is it possible that cupcakes have turned against me?
Have I killed too many of their brethren?
Why would the frosting feel the need to cross me so?
My heart is breaking ... for this set of cupcakes.
I'm sure the next group will be just fine.