Friday, October 19

Mostly, he's too cute to move

According to this article, CLICK HERE, your sleep positions may be able to tell something about you. I'll copy and paste from the article what my sleep positions are, and what they say about me:
The Fetal Position
If you curl up in a ball when you sleep, you are not alone. Over half of people in the study literally curl up into the fetal position when they hit the sheets.
Why? Phipps says that fetal sleepers are looking for comfort and are often constant worriers. While they are very conscientious during their waking hours, these are people who tend to overthink their tasks and daily lives.
The Freefall Postion
If you sleep face down on your stomach, with arms and legs all over the bed in a freefall position, it might mean that you are seeking control of time and space in a way that you don’t feel you have in your waking hours. While only 17 percent of the people studied were considered freefallers, Phipps says these are the sleepers who may be getting the least restful night’s sleep.
I also have another category, it's called the Curled-Up Dog Split Position. It's similar to the Freefall Position, in that it's a stomach-sleeping placement, but it requires a 22-pound dog curled into a ball and rolled on his back, who has pushed himself up between your legs as far as he can go without dislocating your hip. It also is not a very comfortable-night's-sleep position, but apparently, the dog stays warmer throughout the night.
What it means: Curled-Up Dog Split Position sleepers are known to be easily manipulated and contorted while sleeping; are typically too tired from their day to care that their dog has taken ownership of the bed; like watching television late into the night because of the peace and quiet it allows; and while they are obsessively hateful of sharp crumbs on hard floors, they will leave a sink full of dirty dishes overnight, and have recently started reusing cookie sheets without washing them.

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