Aren't we all bossypants?

I started and finished Tina Fey's book, Bossypants, today. I enjoyed it immensely, though didn't have as many "laugh out loud" moments as I had figured. Still, I walk away from the book impressed with her life experiences, and appreciative of her sense of humor throughout her life.
There were a couple nifty bits that will stick with me though.
"Oh! My Maria! What is to become of us?"
"For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it."
"We don't fucking care if you like it."
"It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it's my lot in life."
"Why do I call it 'yellow' hair and not 'blond' hair? Because I'm pretty sure everybody calls my hair 'brown.'"