Wednesday, August 5

Is THIS the door to the poop?

So, a guy dies and gets sent to hell. He arrives, and is being shown around the place by the devil.
Devil: "You can choose from these three rooms in which to spend eternity."
Guy: "Okay."
The devil opens the door to room one, and inside, there are people upside down, with their heads in dirt.
In room two, people are upside down, too, but in concrete.
The devil opens the third room, and the guy sees all the people standing around, drinking coffee and eating donuts, up to their knees in poop.
It smells really bad, but the guy decides that standing around in poop is much better than being upside down in dirt or concrete. He enters the room, gets his coffee and donut, and settles into the room.
Guy thinks to himself: "This isn't so bad. It could be a lot worse."
Just then, a devil's henchman opens the door to the room and looks around.
Henchman: "Okay everyone! Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!!"

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