Britney's in the hospital ... again ... for some well-deserved mental evaluation. I swear, every time I kinda forget that she exists in her sad, little state, she pops up in the pop-culture universe doing something to grab attention again. She had a ten-piece police escort to the hospital. That's a lot of tax-payer money to act as a cab, don't you think? Could she have come up with a more obvious way of getting somewhere? Probably not, even if she had three or four "assistants" working on it.