Go on. Ask me about this picture. Clearly, they are mini fried somethings in a cup, but what are they ... really? Well, allow me to educate you.
These are the newest little bits of disgusting that are roaming the state fair food courts apparently. Let's break them down: Ping-pong-sized balls of batter made with Coca-Cola syrup that are deep-fried, then served in a cup, topped with more Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry on top. Umm, gross. Of course, just the sight of them did make me yearn for a trip to the Arizona State Fair, but more for the other foodish delights, such as corn dogs and ice cream, then for these things. Yick.