Wednesday, April 19

Cruise/Holmes baby is here

BREAKING NEWS!: The wait is over, and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have welcomed their new baby into the world. The little girl, named Suri, was born yesterday, and weighed in at 7 lbs., 7 oz., and 20 inches long. Her name means "princess" in Hebrew, and "red rose" in Persian. Actually, that's quite pretty. Mother and daughter are doing well, and according to E! news, Cruise is "presumably, couch-hopping happy." There's no word on how the Scientology birth went, though with a new movie coming out in a couple weeks, no doubt that Cruise will be very forthcoming with the intimate details of it with the media.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The name means 'Pick-Pocket' in Japanese.

-T. said...

Ugh. Finally...and end to all the "TomKitten" talk and I predict a quick end to "TomKat" in general...I hope its quick.

-T. said...
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