Fine. Here it is.

I don't want you all to whine, so here's a picture of today's sock: black background; Santa in his red suit; silver sparkly snowflakes; and red "ho, ho, ho" on the sole. And because I made you wait until the end of the day, you even get to see the whole foot. Don't ever say I don't treat you all with the love you deserve. ~ mwah ~