Must find huge toast

Check out this picture.
So many things come to mind:
-- Um, since when is there a beach in Arizona?
-- That scene in Caveman, where Ringo, Dennis Quaid and friends drop and break the dinosaur egg and it fries on the volcanic spout.
-- "This is your [ridiculously huge] brain on drugs."
-- A very bizarre, and noticeably non-green, Dr. Seuss prank.
-- Humpty Dumpty went tropical, and things got super bad.
-- Mom could make so many egg-salad sandwiches out of this... but she doesn't like sand.